Today on my trip to the grocery store for lunch I listened to the local sports radio station in hopes of not having to hear "Use Somebody" by the Kings of Leon for the 75th time since Monday.
I got in my car just in time for this call:
"I would like to respond to that idiot last caller who is still stuck in the 16th century. Racism is the worst thing that has ever happened to America and as an African American woman I believe that AIDS is the best thing to ever happen to gay white men and that the 'holly-cast' was the best thing to ever happen to the jews."
So yeah, if you're looking for a job I'm pretty sure there's a local sports radio station looking for a call-screener.
In my daydream at that very moment I was calling the radio station with this response :
"I want to respond to that idiot last caller. As a black gay jew I believe the best thing to happen to warm blueberry pie was vanilla ice cream. Thank you for your time."
I wish I'd done it in real life instead.
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